In the Life
(Zombie Haiku #1)
Alive in the morn,
zombies by noon, do
zombies
copulate at night?
4 August 2011
Polite Request to
the American People
(Zombie Haiku #2)
Brains are
delicious!
Since you have no
need for yours,
May I dine on them?
5 August 2011
Michelle Obama Wants
Your Nasty Body
(Zombie Haiku #3)
Rotting flesh drops
off,
Zombies, you’re
Americans,
get with the
program!
5 August 2011
Red State Starvation
(Zombie Haiku #4)
Zombies go hungry:
No brains in
Alabama.
Time to emigrate.
5 August 2011
Two Party System
(Zombie Haiku #5)
Standardized
testing:
Zombies outperform
Congress,
nation of retards.
5 August 2011
New Deal Repeal
(Zombie Haiku #6)
Unemployment up,
no Medicaid for you,
so
watch out for your
brains!
5 August 2011
Constipation, Faux pas
(Zombie Haiku #7)
So bloated, I feel
like a Zombie.
Zombie says:
“I beg your
pardon?”
6 August 2011
Ass Man’s
Worst Nightmare
(Zombie Haiku #8)
She with the fine
ass,
has now turned to
rotting flesh:
I flee in terror.
7 August 2011
Zombie American Princess
(Zombie Haiku #9)
How can you tell
when
a ZAP has an orgasm?
She drops her nail
file.
7 August 2011
The Zombies: “She’s
Not There”
(Zombie
Haiku #10)
It’s
too late to say
you’re
sorry. Why should I care?
You sucked out her
brain.
8 August 2011
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